{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be aquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":110}
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only (feral and non-feral) is about 3 years; an indoor-only cat can live 16 years and longer. Some cats have been documented to have a longevity of 34 years.","length":192}
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Santervás de la Vega is a municipality located in the province of Palencia, Castile and León, Spain. According to the 2004 census (INE), the municipality has a population of 516 inhabitants.
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