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{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}
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{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"fact":"In an average year, cat owners in the United States spend over $2 billion on cat food.","length":86}
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