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{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
{"type":"standard","title":"Dissorophoidea","displaytitle":"Dissorophoidea","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q137426","titles":{"canonical":"Dissorophoidea","normalized":"Dissorophoidea","display":"Dissorophoidea"},"pageid":2917846,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/56/Cacops_Field_Museum.jpg/330px-Cacops_Field_Museum.jpg","width":320,"height":194},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/56/Cacops_Field_Museum.jpg","width":2624,"height":1587},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283166518","tid":"90e3506f-0da7-11f0-85bb-c4886460823a","timestamp":"2025-03-30T20:42:59Z","description":"Extinct superfamily of amphibians","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissorophoidea","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissorophoidea?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissorophoidea?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dissorophoidea"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissorophoidea","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dissorophoidea","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissorophoidea?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dissorophoidea"}},"extract":"Dissorophoidea is a clade of medium-sized, temnospondyl amphibians that appeared during the Moscovian in Euramerica, and continued through to the Late Permian and the Early Triassic of Gondwana. They are distinguished by various details of the skull, and many species seem to have been well adapted for life on land.","extract_html":"
Dissorophoidea is a clade of medium-sized, temnospondyl amphibians that appeared during the Moscovian in Euramerica, and continued through to the Late Permian and the Early Triassic of Gondwana. They are distinguished by various details of the skull, and many species seem to have been well adapted for life on land.
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{"fact":"Cats have individual preferences for scratching surfaces and angles. Some are horizontal scratchers while others exercise their claws vertically.","length":145}
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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
{"slip": { "id": 63, "advice": "If you're squashed close to strangers on public transport, try not to be rude to them. No one likes those situations."}}
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